Robert Clifton Robertson: What’s the Matter with You?

Jesus can't believe how stupid this guy is.

Asteroids, nukes, global warming? No need to worry. Jesus is going to come back to earth for a thousand years as chief functionary of some kind of government. He promises not to shank us all until then.

The Mighty Quinn

Speaking "correctly." Using a particular utensil. Uttering pleasantries upon meeting someone, especially for the first time, with a choice of topic and in a tone of voice suitable to the circumstances of your relative social station and the situation at hand. Honey, you ain't seen nothin' yet!